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The United States Good evening, my friends and a big welcome to Piers Morgan, uncensored with me, Jeremy Carl.

First tonight, though, very importantly, and very rare, a missing person's appeal.

We don't normally do this on uncensored, but authorities, my friends, are urgently seeking

information which may help them locate the leader of the British opposition.

Secere Starrma is described as pale, stale, a white male who is apparently five foot, eight inches tall.

His closest allies are looking for him, who described him as extremely boring.

His hobbies include having a curry and a pint, but only at business meetings.

And whilst his Labour Party colleagues once infamously said, never waste a good crisis, Keir,

at this moment of utmost strife,

and in the total absence of a functioning government,

the opposition and this man are nowhere to be seen.

Now, if you have any information, I implore you,

this is massively important.

Secre's whereabouts matter to the nation.

Cheap it is, but you can tweet me at J Kyle official.

Anything for an extra, you know.

No rewards, the budget was spent on this.

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