Tonight on Piers Morgan, uncensored with me Jeremy Kyle, rail fails and pumped up petrol prices are causing complete misery for millions.

We'll ask what's fueling Britain's transport crisis and how we can fix it.

Record waiting lists and DIY dentistry who will heal the National Health Service.

And as the race for number 10 enters what feels like its 70th year, we'll ask the Tory Party deputy chairman if it's time to cut short this ridiculous contest and fix our country. Great. Good evening, my friends. A big welcome to Piers Morgan. I'm censored. I'm Jeremy Kahl. Now, all this week, I've been using my platform to talk about the cost of living crisis and Britain's summer of strife. Tonight, we're going to be talking transport, and I want you to spot the words, because this has been painstakingly put together. Almost everyone's had plans derailed by the biggest train walkouts in 30 years.

That Mick Lynch has ideas above his station, doesn't he?

More strikes than a 10-pin bowler.

The three more are planned this month, and you can forget about London Underground.

They work less days than Santa Claus.

But, my friends, at least there's one faithful engine we can always rely on.

That's right! Thomas the tank engine, that faithful symbol of British railroad reliability and service with a smile.

But sadly no more! Thomas has tanked. I took my kid to see him today. There we are, lovely.

Sadly we discovered on arrival

that Thomas couldn't perform properly because it was too hot. Apparently sparks from his engine

could cause fires in the hot weather so he could only move 100 metres in and out of the station.

So there you have it, my friends. Even Thomas has packed it in. Now there is, of course, a serious

side to this, so let's get back on track

before I run out of steam and lose my train of thought. Cost of living. It's not just public

transport facing crisis. For many people, the cost of fuel is becoming a very serious problem.

Record prices mean just getting to work for many is becoming too expensive. The cost of oil and

gas made worse by the war in Ukraine

is driving up prices and squeezing supply.

So much so that today we learned, this is just extraordinary.

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