Pie Spoon

Ask Iliza Anything

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Prep for Thanksgiving with Iliza's tactics for dealing with snobby relatives and one listener's quest for the perfect utensil. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/iliza. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram
0:12.3	Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them! We'll read them!
0:19.8	Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answer! The answer! You asked me!
0:27.8	Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:34.2	Gobbled Gobble! Gibbled Gabble! Dinger Dangle! Gobbled Gobble!
0:41.2	Alright, it's the day before Thanksgiving, right? Where are we finding you? Your turkey bunkers?
0:46.2	What are they called? Blinds? You go turkey hunting? Blinds, yeah. In a blind, in a turkey blind.
0:51.4	Shooting these dumb animals, eating them like they're good. My father doesn't eat turkey.
0:56.4	He's like every year. I make a Cornish game hen. He doesn't like my father's Peter Griffith.
1:01.8	He's like turkey. And honestly, I don't, other than deli meat, it's not something that we eat a ton of in this country.
1:08.8	Otherwise, like a turkey is like a bird that you present because the British do goose and we're like,
1:14.0	we got a better idea. We'll do it in Digin' His Bird. Don't be pay. But I don't, you don't really,
1:19.8	other than like, we talked about this on another episode, like a carving board.
1:23.2	Thanksgiving sandwich, you don't really get turkey. And they try, they try it after,
1:28.8	like the day after. It's like, you know, at home chefs, quick tips for leftovers.
1:33.8	Like, turkey quesadilla. Yeah, it's really fine. Turkey pizza. It is always a quesadilla, isn't it?
1:41.0	It's just, or turkey something and it's like, yeah, you could probably eat it,
1:43.6	not realize it wasn't chicken, but whatever. Maybe that's a solution to helping our ecosystem
1:50.0	is eating more of these birds. I wonder, did the president partner turkey this year?
1:55.6	I feel like Donald Trump would be like, I ate him on accident. I ate, I ate jiblet and nectar,
2:02.4	next, next, next, winger. No, she must hate the president. I just, I feel like he's not the president
2:08.8	to, people like, it depends on how racist the crime was if I'm gonna pardon the bird.
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