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Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Iliza explores a complicated genealogy situation and why a listener doesn't owe her ex anything.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram, comment section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them! Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You asked me! Ask me your image!

0:30.0

How can I help you? How can I help you?

0:33.5

Holidays are coming up. It's that weird time of year, right? So I always feel like Halloween...

0:40.7

I always feel like Thanksgiving kind of gets the short end of the stick. Like, and everybody knows this, but I was the first one to thank this. Halloween ends. Like, midnight 01. November 1st, and people like Jingle bells.

0:54.2

Like Thanksgiving, they're like, yeah, let's eat this food, but Thanksgiving and dinner, and Thanksgiving dinner and Christmas dinner are the same dinner. Right?

1:01.7

Yeah.

1:02.2

In a Christian household, it's the same dinner. I think you're supposed to have ham on Christmas, maybe. I feel like if your British, it could be a Christmas goose.

1:12.2

And people do ham or people do duck or people do what I mean, I don't have Christmas dinner. I used to have a joke about how Thanksgiving dinner and Christmas dinner are the same dinner.

1:20.2

One involves the oppression of a people. One involves the birth of a savior. You know, it goes great with both. Crime vs. Us.

1:26.2

It's even that punchline someone else gave me, and I never thought it was that funny, but it's a nice opener why you figure out what else you want to say in the comedy store at like one of the morning.

1:35.2

I feel like we need the holidays more than ever given this pandemic.

1:40.2

Yeah. Right?

1:41.2

Yeah.

1:42.2

Doesn't it always doesn't also kind of feel like, okay, well, whatever you're going to do for these, you know, it's more the relief and hopefully people will be nicer to each other while we socially distance.

1:51.2

We still need the warmth of the lot. We need an excuse to drink cinnamon.

1:55.2

That's what you need and get cozy.

1:57.2

Pro tip for those of you listening.

2:00.2

There is a Scandinavian word. I think it's Swedish.

2:03.2

And it's HIG spelled H-Y-G-G-E. And I followed the HIG hashtag on Instagram and also HIG life on Instagram. And HIG is basically just like this feeling of like coziness.

2:16.2

You've talked about it before.

2:17.2

I have.

2:18.2

It's a nice refresher.

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