Phone Tap: You Can't Say IKEA
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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4.7 • 880 Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2026
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying to sell some old furniture online, and so we’re calling from the company that made the piece to say, “We see what you’re doing, and we’re coming AFTER YOU!”
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| 0:00.0 | It's almost time for your prank call. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. |
| 0:03.1 | And it's not like we don't have a plan going into these. |
| 0:07.4 | We usually do. |
| 0:09.2 | Or at least our producer does. |
| 0:11.3 | An idea of a plan. |
| 0:12.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:13.0 | A concept of some sort of plan. |
| 0:16.3 | Now, and today we were calling a guy who's selling a piece of IKEA furniture on Craigslist. |
| 0:21.6 | Okay. |
| 0:22.0 | And our plan was to intimidate him by saying we work for IKEA and you can't just go and sell our stuff whenever you want to. |
| 0:31.3 | Okay. |
| 0:32.2 | And then we were going to call him back later and say, actually, we changed our minds. |
| 0:36.1 | You totally can sell it. And then we'd call again and be like, actually, no, we're changing again. Our legal team says no. Okay, that's funny. It does feel like dealing with a corporation, too. Yeah, but we didn't know that he'd get so bothered the first time we brought it up. So, had to go a little bit of a different route. You're going to hear it in your phone tap right now. |
| 0:55.6 | Rick and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. |
| 0:59.8 | Hello. |
| 1:01.4 | Hi, I'm calling about the IKEA side table you put on Craigslist. |
| 1:05.8 | Yeah, you got the right number. Who, who am I speaking? |
| 1:09.1 | I don't really feel like answering that question. but I just saw it has a price here listed |
| 1:14.6 | for $50. |
| 1:17.6 | That's correct, sir. |
| 1:19.4 | Is it not sold yet? |
| 1:22.0 | No, not sold just yet. |
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