Phone Tap: Distracted Gym Membership

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim told his buddy he thinks he could get ANYONE to sign up for a gym membership. So we’re calling and putting his sales skills to the test with our toughest customer yet!

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0:00.0	It's time to take our shirts off and put our pranks on.
0:03.4	Okay.
0:03.9	It's broken Jeffrey in the morning because today we call a guy who recently told his roommate
0:08.0	that this is the perfect time of year to sell gym memberships.
0:12.6	Because he works at the gym.
0:14.3	And he says at this point, it's like shooting fish in a barrel, getting new people to sign up.
0:19.0	But what he doesn't know is his toughest customer yet is about to call him.
0:24.0	Uh-oh.
0:24.5	And he's going to have to work extra hard to close the sale with this guy.
0:28.4	Because, hint, it's Jose.
0:30.4	Oh.
0:31.5	He cares less about exercise and more about prankercise.
0:35.0	Yeah.
0:35.3	In your phone tap right now.
0:37.1	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:42.7	Hey, this is Dennis.
0:43.8	Thank you for calling 12-hour fitness.
0:45.3	I'm going to help you.
0:46.3	Oh, hi, Dennis.
0:47.1	My name's Mark.
0:48.5	I'm calling because I'm thinking about joining your gym.
0:51.3	Oh, excellent, excellent.
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