Phone Tap: Vito & Vino Sell A Lemon

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In your Phone Tap, we’re bringing back our favorite Italian trouble makers VINO and VITO to deal with a guy who thinks he was sold a LEMON when buying a used car!

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0:00.0	It's a lot more common nowadays to buy a used car online. Oh, yeah. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. But what happens if you get your vehicle and find there's something wrong with it? Uh-oh. I mean, you could reach out to the company who sold it to you. And I'd say most of them wouldn't do this. But in today's scenario, we're going to connect the buyer with the previous owner. Oh, wow. Going the extra mile. Should I say owners?
0:24.2	Uh-oh.
0:24.7	They're two. We're going to connect the buyer with the previous owner. Oh, wow.
0:21.4	Going the extra mile.
0:22.5	Should I say owners?
0:24.2	Uh-oh.
0:24.7	They're two young Italian men named Vito and Vino.
0:28.0	And the last thing they want is their reputation to be ruined by selling a lemon.
0:32.5	Uh-oh.
0:32.9	So they're going to do their best to clear everything up in your phone tap right now.
0:37.5	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:41.5	Hello?
0:42.9	How you doing? Is this a Dylan M.
0:47.0	Yeah, this is Dylan. Who's this?
0:48.9	Hey, my name is Avido. I was told to call you because apparently you purchased our old Mazda off of a
0:55.3	car max.
0:56.2	Oh, yeah, yeah.
0:57.1	Said you was having some issues with it.
0:59.4	Are you the previous owner?
1:01.5	Yeah, well, we are. My name's Avido.
1:03.9	Here, this is my cousin Avino. Say hi to the man, Vino.
1:06.9	Bonjourno.
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