Phone Tap: Suck More Score Less

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman to tell her that her star soccer player son is TOO GOOD, and the league is instituting new rules to cut down on specifically HIS scoring.

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0:00.0	It's time for your prank call.
0:01.3	And today, a husband wanted us to call his wife because she's one of those intense sports parents you hear about. Yes. You know, her kid's in soccer right now. And he's one of the best athletes out there. Wow. And she is extremely vocal about it. Oh. Almost to the point of being obnoxious, saying how good he is. Almost. Well, she's going to get a call from the league.
0:22.8	Not about her behavior.
0:24.5	Just a few small restrictions they're going to place on her son.
0:28.7	You know, to make it equal for all the other kids.
0:31.4	I don't see this going wrong at all in your phone tap right now.
0:36.7	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:40.6	Hello.
0:42.1	Hi, is this Leah Gugn?
0:44.7	Hi, yes.
0:45.4	This is she.
0:46.1	Hi, Leah.
0:46.7	This is Bill Rosewood from North Dakota Soccer League.
0:50.5	Oh, my God, yes.
0:51.9	Hi.
0:52.3	Hi.
0:52.9	I'm sorry to call you out of the blue. I don't know what your schedule is, but I was wanting to speak to you in regards to your son, Weston. Yes, Weston. Yeah, what's up? So, as you know, the season started, and Weston is, I mean, he's doing pretty good. I think so.
1:11.0	Yeah.
1:11.2	Yeah, I'm really proud of them.
1:12.5	Absolutely.
1:13.7	A lot of people think that to the point that it's upsetting them.
1:19.4	I'm confused.
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