Phone Tap: Ultra Max Flush

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Today Jeff actually got a woman to TALK to her smart TOILET in an effort to try and fix it. It’s one of our proudest accomplishments and you can hear the brand new Phone Tap in the podcast!

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0:46.3	It's time for your phone tap and today I get a woman to talk to her toilet.
0:50.3	What?
0:51.3	Are you being serious?
0:52.3	What the heck?
0:53.3	Why? How?
0:55.0	Because it's broken and that's the only way to fix this high-tech smart toilet from overseas.
1:01.0	Oh.
1:02.0	Even though in reality she just owns a regular one, I get her to believe that it's something much,
1:08.0	much more.
1:09.0	Did you call Alexis's roommate?
1:14.1	You're going to hear it in your brand new phone tap right now. It's another phone tap.
1:15.7	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
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