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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: Cougar Meets Mommy

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature, cougar-iffic girlfriend to introduce herself!

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0:00.0

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0:43.9

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0:46.3

We got a request in from a 19-year-old college sophomore named Brandon.

0:50.9

He's got a big family reunion coming up and he's planning on bringing his new girlfriend

0:55.6

there.

0:56.6

Oh, cute.

0:57.6

But before that happens, he wants his mom to meet her over the phone first.

1:02.8

All that mom knows right now is the girlfriend's name is Helen.

1:07.0

What she doesn't know is that Helen is actually a full-grown, very eager 46-year-old woman.

1:14.6

Oh, that makes sense.

1:16.6

AKA our own Brooke Fox doing a horrible accent that sounds like a Long Island, Boston, Minnesota, old Jewish mom jumble. Hey, listen, my family comes from lots of different places.

1:30.5

Yeah, what is that?

1:31.3

I love it.

1:32.1

I love it.

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