Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin's Caribbean Cruise

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In today’s Phone Tap we call a customer service rep who works for a major cruise line and we guarantee she’s never heard some of the complaints that we cooked up for Timid Benjamin!

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0:00.0	In today's prank phone call, we reach out to a lady who works for the cruise lines.
0:04.6	She handles all the emails and all the customer service requests, and she told a friend of hers that lately the guests seem to be getting more demanding and even more uptight.
0:16.6	That's why we thought we'd have a little bit of fun with her by having a young man named timid Benjamin called to ask a few normal-ish questions about his upcoming voyage.
0:29.0	I'm sure she won't get frustrated or completely weirded out in your phone tap right now.
0:34.5	He's another phone tap.
0:36.1	Hello, c-day mornings on the 20s.
0:39.0	Hello, cations.
0:40.7	How can I help you?
0:42.8	Hi.
0:44.2	My name is Benjamin.
0:48.7	Benjamin is your name?
0:50.3	That's correct.
0:53.3	Okay.
0:53.7	How can I help you?
0:55.6	I booked a Caribbean cruise with your company.
1:01.8	So are you okay?
1:03.1	I can't hear you very well.
1:04.2	Sorry, sorry.
1:05.0	I'm a little nervous.
1:08.2	That's okay.
1:08.9	You said you booked a Caribbean cruise with us?
1:11.5	Yes.
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