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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: Chubby Baby Photoshoot

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been waiting WEEKS for photos of her new baby to come in, and we’re calling with an update, and that update? Your baby is fat.

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0:00.0

In today's phone tab, we call a woman who hired a photographer to take newborn photos of her baby over at the photography studio.

0:07.0

And she doesn't just need digital prints.

0:10.0

She needs hard copies that she can drop off at her church to go on their monthly bulletin announcing the child's baptism.

0:17.0

That's cute.

0:18.0

I was in our church's bulletin.

0:20.0

So she's expecting those pictures back today.

0:23.0

But there could be a small issue.

0:26.2

Or maybe it's a much larger issue.

0:29.6

You're going to understand when you hear your phone tap right now.

0:33.1

It's another phone tap.

0:34.6

Hello. Hi. Is this Ellen Bender? Yes, this is on? My answer is calling. Good morning. I'm calling from Sikphotaph, my name is Hugh. Hugh blew it. Hi, hi, Hugh. I've been actually waiting for you guys to call. Oh, well, hello. Here I am. Hi. Look, I'm calling because of the photo shoot that you recently did with us with your newborn. Oh, well, I think it's a newborn. Maybe a toddler. Hard to tell. Oh, he's 11 months. He's 11 months. I've been, like, anxiously awaiting the preview, so I'm excited to hear from you guys. Oh, well, they turned out great. Great. So I'm excited for you. That's awesome. When can I pick them up? Actually, that's what I need to talk to you about. There was a little bit of a situation we had on our end. Okay. What do you mean? Well, it's not, it's one of our photographers.

1:32.3

The one that was in charge of your photo shoot, he's newish, just to photography.

1:32.8

What?

1:37.3

And the pictures, well, they could look different a lot. I'm sorry to cut you off really quick.

1:38.6

What are you talking about?

1:40.1

So, yeah, apparently, he used the wrong lens when he took pictures of your baby.

1:46.5

And, yeah, so all the pictures looks like he's about 10 to 15 pounds larger.

1:53.1

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1:54.1

But really happy.

1:55.5

Like, the cutest.

1:56.5

Wait, hold on, hold on.

1:58.0

But is it like a, like, is it like a filter?

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