Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Knows Sales

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the worst salesman on planet earth.

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation. From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-UI-O-A.com or call. 1-800-D-UI-O-A! In today's phone tap, we're dealing with real-life stuff here. Oh, okay. The workplace is in turmoil.
0:22.2	Uh-oh.
0:22.8	People are quitting their jobs all the time.
0:24.8	Oh, man.
0:25.4	For sure.
0:26.5	And one woman is really stressed out trying to fill an open sales position at her company.
0:31.4	Oh, man.
0:32.2	She needs someone who's experienced, assertive, and direct.
0:35.6	Uh-oh.
0:36.1	Okay.
0:36.6	Well, that's why the perfect person for the job is calling up to interview this morning.
0:40.5	His name is timid Benjamin.
0:42.4	Oh, no.
0:43.9	Oh, he's a headache.
0:45.4	He is going to nail this interview in your brand new phone tap right now.
0:49.6	It's another phone tap.
0:51.2	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:55.0	Hello?
0:56.8	Hey, is this Dana?
0:59.9	Yes, may I ask you speaking?
1:02.2	My name is Benjamin.
1:04.7	I'm supposed to call this number for a job interview.
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