Phone Tap: Cottonelle Found Your phone
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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4.7 • 880 Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2024
⏱️ 5 minutes
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In your Phone Tap Alexis calls a woman to tell her that she found her boyfriend’s cell phone at a gentlemen’s club and now she not only wants to return it, but also get to know him a little better, too.
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| 0:00.0 | 1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation. From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-UI-O-A.com or call. 1-800-D-UI-A. Bad news, your boyfriend tells you that he lost his cell phone. Uh-oh. Good news. Someone's calling to say they found it. Yay. That's good. Bad news? Uh-oh. It's a stripper. Oh. Wait, that's good news. Good news? She thinks your boyfriend is really sweet and giving. Oh, no. Bad news. She's not going to like hearing that. |
| 0:41.5 | Good news, it's all just a phone tap, and it's happening right now. |
| 0:43.0 | It's another phone tap. |
| 0:45.2 | A weekday morning's on the 20s. |
| 0:47.5 | Hello? |
| 0:49.5 | Hey, is this Angela? |
| 0:52.1 | Yeah, this is Angela. |
| 0:56.2 | Hi, do you even know a guy named Harry? Because I found his phone. |
| 1:05.0 | Okay. Yeah, he told me he lost his phone. Yeah, sorry, you were in his emergency contacts, and I want to get it back to him. |
| 1:36.8 | Um, how do I get that from you? Oh, well, we can just text and we'll figure that stuff out. But I just want you to know, Harry, he's such a nice guy. Okay, so you know Harry. Well, kind of. We met. We hung out for a little bit. Oh. Are you his mom? Not his mom. No, I'm not his mom. Oh. I'm his girlfriend. Who is this again? Oh, okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You just, you kind of sounded older, so I thought, sorry, sorry, sorry, I didn't mean that. |
| 1:42.7 | You know what? Assumptions often get people in trouble. How about you just tell me how you guys know each other? |
| 1:47.9 | Ooh, this conversation's getting really cringe. So, you know what? Just tell him to come down to Glitters and I'll give him his phone there. Easy Peezy. What the f*** is glitter? Oh, you don't |
| 1:54.0 | know Glitters' Gentleman's Club? I thought everybody knew about Glitters. The Gentleman's Club? That's |
| 1:58.7 | where you found his phone? Oh, should I not have said that? |
| 2:02.5 | No, sweetie. You haven't said enough. You're telling me my boyfriend was at a strip club? |
| 2:07.6 | I mean, I don't want to out him, but him and his buddies come here every other Friday night for their poker game. |
| 2:13.7 | They play poker in a f***ing strip club. Are you kidding me right now? |
| 2:17.8 | I mean, if it makes you feel better, out of all the guys, |
| 2:20.7 | Harry is the nicest and seriously so generous. |
| 2:24.6 | If it makes me feel better, Miss Glitter, |
| 2:27.9 | no, it doesn't make me feel better. |
| 2:30.5 | I'm sorry, I need to correct you on something |
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