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Okay. Now she hasn't met this person yet, but she's about to. Uh-oh. And she's going to discover one huge troubling thing about them. Uh-oh. I mean, I could only hope to have a substitute like this back when I was a kid.

I wonder if you'll feel the same in your brand new phones app right now.

It's another phone tap.

In a weekday mornings on the 20s.

Hello?

Hi, I'm looking to speak with Alicia B.

This is she.

Sorry, who's it? Oh, hi, my name's Nick. The principal gave me your

phone number. I'm going to be the substitute for your class while you're out on maternity leave.

Oh, hi. Yeah, great. Thank you so much her filling in. I really appreciate it. Of course. Of course,

no problem. I've actually been a substitute for years now.

Oh, cool. Mainly third and fourth grade classes. So, yeah, I'm pretty familiar with that age group.

Well, they're a really great group of kids. I'm going to miss them.

Oh. The reason that I wanted to call you ahead of time, though, you know, there's one little tiny thing that I'm concerned about, but, you know, I think it should be fine.

Um, what is it?

So, I was arrested at a playground recently.

I'm sorry, what?

I'm just kidding.

Oh, God.

Teacher humor, right?

Yeah. Oh, it gets them every time. Man, God. Teacher humor, right? Yeah.

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