Phone Tap: Hyper Grape

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who works at a vending machine company and Jose is going to confess his love for the energy drinks they’ve been providing. Over… and over… and over again…

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0:46.3	All right, it's time for your phone tap, and today we call a woman who works at a vending machine company,
0:51.4	and her biggest nightmare is about to come true.
0:54.1	Okay. Uh-oh. Our own resident ADHD poster boy, Jose Boulonio. vending machine company, and her biggest nightmare is about to come true.
1:01.8	Our own resident ADHD poster boy, Jose Bolognios, has had too much energy drink at his work,
1:04.5	and he doesn't know where to find more.
1:05.6	Oh, man.
1:08.8	This is pretty much me when I leave work every day after all my coffee I drink. Okay, yeah, right.
1:09.6	It's when I peek.
1:10.3	She's about to experience a tornado of energy and emotions.
1:14.0	How will she handle the call?
1:16.0	Will she need therapy after it's over?
1:18.5	Probably.
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