Phone Tap: Shopping Cart Charge

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Today we’re calling someone and letting them know their local grocery story is implementing some new FEES and we forgot to charge them last time they shopped! Now, we’re coming to collect!

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0:00.0	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and we got an email from a guy who's been married for about 12 years to his loving wife.
0:06.5	Aw.
0:06.8	They laugh together, have the greatest time, and he's like, man, you gotta do it.
0:12.9	You gotta prank her, because her biggest weak spot is being overcharged for dumb things.
0:20.1	She can't handle it, and she'll probably lose it on you if you keep needling her.
0:24.3	Uh-oh.
0:24.7	Well, sir, we can do that.
0:27.3	In fact, it's kind of our specialty.
0:29.3	In your phone tap right now.
0:31.2	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:35.0	Hello?
0:36.3	Good morning.
0:37.1	I'm calling from croix for groceries and pharmacy.
0:39.3	Am I speaking with Claire McHaw?
0:41.3	You are?
0:43.3	Hi. Hi, Claire. My name is Frank Ferder. I'm one of the supervisors.
0:48.3	How can I help you?
0:50.3	I'm just reaching out because I got your information from your rewards card.
0:53.3	And first of all, I want to thank you for being a loyal rewards member over the past 17 years.
1:00.8	Okay.
1:02.3	No problem.
1:03.6	I mean, it's where I get my groceries, though.
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