Phone Tap: Affection Connection

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Today we’re convincing a woman that her boyfriend secretly attends INTIMACY CLASSES, and Brooke's calling as his teacher to see why he wasn’t in class today!

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0:00.0	I'm talking to all the ladies out there today.
0:03.0	Is that why your voice got deeper?
0:04.8	Yeah, that's just how it works.
0:06.1	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
0:07.3	So I need you to imagine that your partner,
0:10.6	whether you're married or dating or whatever,
0:13.4	imagine they do something secretive behind your back.
0:17.3	And that secret thing is an intimacy class.
0:22.6	And to make it worse, Brooke is the one teaching it.
0:27.5	To make it better.
0:29.5	I'm using an extremely hands-on approach.
0:34.2	How else can you learn?
0:36.0	Of course that's Brooke's take on it. But that's the news one woman is about to hear
0:41.3	about her boyfriend in your phone tap right now.
0:45.0	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:48.7	Hello. Hi. Is Ryan Pachar's there?
0:54.3	No, this is his girlfriend's phone number. Can I help you with something?
0:58.0	Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. I am so sorry. I think I accidentally called the emergency contact number. I hope I didn't bother you.
1:06.9	Sorry, who is this?
1:08.2	Oh, I'm Abby, actually. But I can just talk to him later about this.
1:13.3	I was just calling to confirm his appointment with the affection connection.
1:17.1	No big deal.
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