Phone Tap: Rolando Valentine's Day Flowers

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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You shouldn’t do any Valentine’s Day purchases without the help of a true man of romance: Jose’s character ROLANDO! He’s offering his services in today's Phone Tap!

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0:00.0	All right, it's time for your phone tap.
0:01.6	And today, we call a guy who every Valentine's Day for years has ordered a bouquet of red roses from the same flower shop sent to his girlfriend.
0:11.4	Oh, look at that.
0:13.2	Well, by this point, she already knows what's coming.
0:16.1	Yeah.
0:17.3	That's why she specifically requested our own Jose Bolognaos to prank her boyfriend using his Rolando character.
0:26.4	This is all first, like, request.
0:29.1	It makes sense.
0:29.9	Rolando is perfect for Valentine's Day.
0:31.8	Oh, the Latin lover, of course.
0:33.1	It's amazing.
0:33.8	You'll hear how it plays out in your very special Valentine's Day phone tap right now.
0:39.5	It's another phone tap.
0:41.0	In the weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:44.6	Hello?
0:45.8	Hello, is this Mark?
0:48.4	It is. Who's this?
0:50.3	Hello, Mark. My name is Rolando. And and I work at Kro-Flow Flowers.
0:55.9	Okay.
0:57.1	I see you have placed an order for Valentine's Day roses to send to Isabella?
1:03.7	Isabella, yeah.
1:05.1	I am assuming that is your lover.
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