Phone Tap: Don't Offend the Japanese Prince

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a bakery owner to tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and things are about to get VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.

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0:00.0	I have a few pet peeves that I think we all know about.
0:03.7	Okay.
0:04.4	Bad tippers.
0:05.8	Yeah.
0:06.7	Why are you looking at me?
0:07.9	I tip really well.
0:09.7	Also, bad singers.
0:12.0	Don't look at me.
0:13.0	Well, yeah, you can look at me.
0:14.6	Of course, North American bakery owners who don't know basic mid-century Japanese history.
0:21.6	Wait, why aren't you looking at anyone in this room?
0:23.6	Well, luckily, we're all safe there, but it's not easy to do all these phone pranks
0:27.6	and find out what someone's weaknesses.
0:29.6	Luckily, that's what one lady's husband told us, though.
0:33.6	What?
0:34.6	She doesn't know anything about the history of Japan, and that sickens me.
0:40.2	So we're going to make this phone call very uncomfortable for her Far East style.
0:46.5	Okay.
0:47.1	It's her phone tap right now.
0:48.8	It's another phone tap.
0:50.4	In a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:56.3	The bakery, how may I help you?
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