Phone Tap PODCAST: You Can’t Graduate

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2014

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Jubal calls a girl who's JUST about to graduate from college... but he's got some bad news. The University doesn't think it's a good idea to let someone like HER get a diploma. She knows WHY... or maybe she doesn't?...

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0:00.0	This week at the Parlor Live comedy club from In Living Color, David Allen Greer, March 27th through the 29th.
0:06.7	Tickets are available at parlorlive.com, and you can call 425-289-7,000.
0:12.6	It's another jubal phone tab.
0:14.6	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:16.7	Only on moving 92.5.
0:20.0	Hello.
0:20.8	Hello, is Allison there?
0:23.0	Yes, this is Allison.
0:24.3	Hi, Allison.
0:24.9	This is Casey Ryback.
0:26.0	I'm calling from the University of B.
0:27.5	How are you today?
0:29.6	Good.
0:30.1	How are you?
0:31.0	I'm okay.
0:31.6	Listen, I heard you met with a few of our counselors regarding graduation.
0:35.9	Yeah, everything is great.
0:37.2	They were really nice, and I am good to walk for graduation.
0:41.3	I'm excited.
0:42.3	I'm calling you to let you know, unfortunately, that is not going to be possible.
0:47.3	I'm sorry.
0:49.3	Wait, why is it not possible?
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