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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap PODCAST: Ellen Wants to Meet You

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2014

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Kristen was EXTREMELY disappointed that Ellen didn't come to the University of Washington on Monday... So Jubal calls her to let her know that Ellen wants to make things right... and fly her down to LA... to meet in person... but that's...

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's another Jubal phone tab.

0:01.9

And a weekday mornings on the 20s.

0:04.1

Only I'm moving 92.5.

0:07.2

Hello.

0:08.2

Hi, is this Kristen?

0:10.0

Yeah, this is she.

0:11.4

Hi, Kristen.

0:12.0

My name is Toby, and I'm calling from the Ellen DeGeneres show.

0:15.0

How are you?

0:17.5

I'm good.

0:18.8

The Ellen DeGeneres show?

0:20.2

Mm-hmm.

0:21.6

Okay. I'm calling you because Ellen DeGeneres show? Mm-hmm. Okay.

0:22.6

I'm calling you because Ellen saw your tweets and feels terrible.

0:26.6

Shut up.

0:28.6

I promise you.

0:29.6

She knows that she sort of fooled Seattle into thinking that she was coming to town,

0:34.6

and then when she didn't show up at the University of Washington,

0:37.9

there were a lot of upset fans.

0:39.7

We've looked at the tweets.

0:41.5

She's gone over them, and she wants to personally make it up to you.

0:49.7

What?

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