Phone Tap PODCAST: Vlad Wants Bread

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2014

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Vlad just moved here from another country and the customs are a little bit different here in America... still Vlad doesn't understand WHY he needs to order his bread from a WOMAN. Don't any men work at this bakery??? Listen to the...

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0:49.4	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:53.0	Bakery, this is Angela. How can I help you?
0:56.0	You put man on phone, please? I'm sorry. Can you repeat that?
0:58.0	Yes, this business put a man on phone now.
1:04.0	Yes, you've reached a bakery. Can I take an order for you?
1:08.0	Yes. You are a woman.
1:10.0	Yes. My name a woman. Yes.
1:11.7	My name, Vlad, from Asherbation.
1:14.9	Okay.
1:15.9	Do you have an order?
1:16.7	I just move to United States.
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