Phone Tap PODCAST: Real or Fake?

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2014

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Jubal calls a guy and tells him that he's ready to hire his girlfriend for a new job... there's just ONE THING he needs to know first. Does she have real or fake boobs?? It's VERY important in his decision. Hear the boyfriend...

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0:00.0	This week at the Parlor Live comedy club from Talk Soup and Queer as Folk, Hal Sparks, February 27th through March 1st.
0:07.9	Tickets are available at ParlorLive.com, and you can call 425-289-7,000.
0:13.8	It's another jubal phone tab.
0:15.7	And a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:17.9	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:25.6	Hello? Hi, I'm looking for Adam. This is see. Adam, how are you? My name is Seth McElroy. I'm calling from staffing a Tina Gitton put you down as a reference on her application.
0:33.5	Yeah, she told me you guys my call. Yeah, I just wanted to ask you a couple questions real quick if you got some time.
0:40.2	Sure.
0:40.9	Okay. What is your relationship with Tina?
0:43.4	She's my girlfriend.
0:44.7	Oh, nice. Okay. Do you know if Tina's boobs are fake or not?
0:52.3	Hello?
0:56.0	Hello? Yeah. What business is it of yours?
0:59.0	It's very important at our company that we hire people who are honest and genuine.
1:03.0	And she never brought up once in her interview if she had a boob job.
1:08.0	That's not your business.
1:09.0	Well, I think it is our business here, sir.
1:11.7	I don't think it is your f***ing business.
1:13.8	I can tell that you're getting upset with me, and I don't really understand why.
1:16.8	You can understand my point here.
1:18.6	No, I don't understand your point.
1:20.0	Why don't you explain it further to me while you need you know where breast size?
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