Phone Tap PODCAST: Tony Brightside, Life Coach

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2013

⏱️ 4 minutes

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The LAST PERSON you want to have as your "life coach" is Jubal... he's willing to do and say LITERALLY ANYTHING to get your dumb, sorry, lazy ass up and motivated. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: moriza. Creative...

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0:00.0	Another Jubal phone tab.
0:01.9	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.1	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:08.1	Hello, this is Matt.
0:09.4	Hey, Matt, how's it going today?
0:10.9	This is Tony Brightside.
0:12.8	I'm the life coach your mom hired.
0:16.0	Oh, hi.
0:16.9	How's it going?
0:18.7	It's going all right.
0:20.3	All right.
0:20.6	So your mom ordered you a fucking life coach, huh?
0:23.9	Good work on that.
0:25.8	What did you say?
0:26.8	I said your mom ordered you a fucking life coach.
0:31.1	Wow.
0:32.0	Yes, she did.
0:33.0	Yeah.
0:33.7	So what's going on in your life?
0:34.9	It sounds pretty pathetic.
0:38.3	Who told you that? My mom said it was pathetic.
0:41.1	Oh, no, I can do basic math, and I just put two and two together and figured if your mom's hiring you a life coach, things got to be bad, right?
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