It's another Jubal phone tab.

And a weekday mornings on the 20s.

Only I'm moving 92.5.

Hello.

Hi, is Paul there?

Yeah, this is Paul.

Paul, this is Casey Ryback.

I'm calling on behalf of your girlfriend, Rebecca.

She wants to let you know that she's done with you and consider yourself officially dumped by break-a-date.

I don't understand.

We're an online service where people use to break up with their significant others so they don't have to do the difficult task in person.

So congratulations you're being broken up with by break-a-date.

Wait, is this a real thing? I mean, do people actually, do people actually pay for this?

Yes, they do. A lot of people can't have the breakup conversation and they don't know how to get out of a relationship and that's when they call us.

It's 1995, if you're ever interested in breaking up with someone, but I do have the unfortunate

task of delivering the bad news to you today that your girlfriend is leaving you.

Holy shth.

Yeah.

I'll just read you some of her email.

It said, Dear, break-a-date, I need to help drop my loser boyfriend Paul because he's, and

this is her words, not mine, a lazy

piece of f*** and hasn't worked out in over six months.

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