Phone Tap PODCAST: Tech Support Idiot

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2012

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Is there anything better in life than messing with Tech Support? Jubal calls an I.T. guy to ask the world's dumbest computer questions. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: HyperXP.com. Creative Commons)

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:01.0	Hey, is this Kyle in tech support?
0:05.0	Um, yeah, who's this?
0:07.0	My name is Seth McElroy.
0:09.0	I'm new here at...
0:10.0	Mike said I could call you on your day off if I had an emergency, so I'm sorry to, like, bug you at home, but I got kind of an emergency.
0:18.0	Yeah, I was like, wow, my house.
0:22.5	Okay, fine.
0:23.5	What's the emergency?
0:25.6	Well, I can't find the any key on my keyboard.
0:30.0	Come again?
0:31.4	The any key.
0:32.1	I can't find it.
0:33.1	What do you mean by the any key?
0:34.8	Well, I was going through the online employee manual.
0:38.3	And on the screen it says press the any key.
0:42.3	And so I didn't know if you guys had like outdated computers or what, but I'm looking
0:46.3	at the keyboard.
0:47.3	I don't see the any key anywhere.
0:49.3	Press any key.
0:51.3	Yeah.
0:52.3	That means you can hit any key on the keyboard that you want.
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