Phone Tap PODCAST: Recycle Now

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2012

⏱️ 4 minutes

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What if you found out that somebody was digging through your trash? Don't call the cops! It's probably just Jubal and he wants you to STOP KILLING MOTHER EARTH! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Stinkie Pinkie. Creative...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.6	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.8	Only on moving 92.5.
0:08.4	Hello?
0:09.8	Hi there, neighbor.
0:12.6	Who is this?
0:14.1	Don't worry about that, okay?
0:15.6	Just know that I've been watching you.
0:17.7	And I'm not happy.
0:19.9	You've been watching me? Who is this?
0:22.3	I live in your neighborhood and I went through your garbage the other day and I've seen what
0:26.2	you're up to and I don't I don't like it one bit.
0:30.3	Why are you watching me and why are you going to my garbage?
0:33.4	I looked through there and I saw cereal boxes in the trash.
0:40.0	I almost had a panic attack.
0:43.9	You realize that cereal boxes are cardboard, correct?
0:46.6	I also saw some junk mail in there, which is paper.
0:49.9	And I even saw beer bottles in there.
0:51.9	What the fuck are you thinking, sir?
0:54.1	Oh, my God. You're one of those nuts, aren't you?
0:56.0	Oh my god, just literally stay out of my trash.
1:00.0	You don't get it. What I'm talking about is not trash.
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