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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap PODCAST: Sound Out the Crash

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2018

⏱️ 7 minutes

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0:00.0

I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different.

0:03.6

What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club?

0:07.8

Answer, a new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story.

0:14.7

Does anyone know what show they've come to see? It's a story. It's about the scariest night of my life.

0:23.2

This is Wisecrack, available now.

0:29.7

Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:37.0

I'm Bradley Johnson with 1-800 DUI away. Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

0:56.5

But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is to call 1-800 DUI away. It's another jubal phone tab. And in a weekday morning's on the 20s. Only I'm moving 92.5. Hello? Hi, this is Casey Ryback. I'm calling from the insurance. How are you today? Oh, okay, thanks. How's going?

1:01.9

Good. Is this hairy? This is Harry, yeah. All right, wonderful. I'm the claims adjuster handling your situation. Oh, right, okay. I heard you were in a car accident. Sorry to hear that. Yeah, that's a bummer.

1:08.7

I mean, I'm fine, but my car is totally wrecked. Well, first I need to start by writing up a report on your accident. Can I ask you a few questions? I already talked to somebody there, and I told him what happened already. Right, and I'm just following up on that. So if you could tell me about the incident and what happened and just provide me with a little more detail,

1:28.3

I'll fill out my report and we'll cut you a check.

1:30.3

Should be good to go.

1:31.3

I pulled up to the stoplight.

1:34.3

There's nobody in front of me and all of a sudden I heard or I felt a jolt.

1:40.3

I got hit from behind.

1:41.3

Sorry, I have to stop you real quick.

1:42.3

Can you do it with sound effects please? I need my report to be as detailed as possible. What do you mean? It's sound effects. I don't understand what that. Well, I'm very detailed, and I need my report to be detailed, too. So if you could tell me how long the tire screeches are, for example, like, was it more like, or was it more like,

2:01.7

you know, that'll help me know the distance?

2:08.3

I mean, it happens so quick.

2:09.7

I don't really remember how long.

2:13.0

Well, I find that subconsciously people know when they do the sound.

2:16.8

So if you could just do a screeching sound, so I know that would help me a lot.

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