Phone Tap PODCAST: Duncan Wants to Date You
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 880 Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2018
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different. |
| 0:03.6 | What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? |
| 0:07.8 | Answer, a new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story. |
| 0:14.7 | Does anyone know what show they've come to see? It's a story. It's about the scariest night of my life. |
| 0:23.2 | This is Wisecrack, available now. |
| 0:29.7 | Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:37.0 | I'm Bradley Johnson with 1-800 DUI away. Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice. |
| 0:42.0 | But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is to call 1-800 DUI away. |
| 0:43.9 | It's another Jubal phone tab. |
| 0:46.0 | Weekday mornings on the 20s. |
| 0:48.0 | Only I'm moving 92.5. |
| 0:50.0 | Hello? |
| 0:52.4 | Um, yeah, can I speak to Miranda, please? |
| 0:54.1 | This is she. Hey, Miranda. My name is Duncan and your friend Pamela said I should give you a call. |
| 0:59.0 | Oh, yeah, hey, how are you? |
| 1:01.0 | She said she gave you my number. |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah, because, you know, like I'm new in town and I don't know a lot of people, and she said that, like, we should, like, hang out or something or whatever. Uh-huh. How are you? First of all. I'm good. Thanks. How are you doing? Well, I'm okay. I've just been thinking a lot about my parents' divorce. Oh. So that's, you know, kind of bumming me out, but other than that, not too bad. |
| 1:31.7 | Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Is that recent? Did that just happen? |
| 1:38.1 | No, it happened over a decade ago, but it still affects me on certain days, so... Okay. Um, yeah, okay. |
| 1:43.2 | Um, but, you know, like, I promise I won't harp on that when we go out. |
| 1:47.0 | Great. |
| 1:48.0 | That, yeah, that's, that's great. |
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