Phone Tap PODCAST: Rolando Massage

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2021

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Rolando is back for another Phone Tap! Today, he calls the husband of a woman who is scheduled for a massage at Rolando’s Parlor and he wants to go over every inch of his sensual technique before their appointment…

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0:46.3	It's almost time for your phone tap.
0:47.8	And recently one of our listeners emailed asking if we could prank her husband while he's out at the golf course.
0:54.2	Oh, nice.
0:54.8	Okay.
0:55.4	Now, before he left that morning, she just told him she's going to go get a professional massage.
1:00.8	That seems nice.
1:02.3	What she didn't mention, though, is her masseuse is a notorious Latino lover with a degree in the art of seduction.
1:09.8	Uh-oh.
1:10.8	His name's Rolando. Yeah. And Rolando just needs to... Latino lover with a degree in the art of seduction. Uh-oh.
1:12.2	His name's Rolando.
1:19.6	And Rolando just needs his permission to give this guy's wife the forbidden touch. Which only Rolando can do.
1:22.9	Okay.
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