Phone Tap PODCAST: Dope Tikulitus Tours

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2021

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he's being completely upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.”

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0:46.3	All right, it's time for your phone tap, and today we call a guy who's been on vacation from his job lately.
0:51.7	He works as a supervisor for a tour guide company.
0:54.7	Okay.
0:55.1	They have visitors do bus tours all over town.
0:57.7	But today, he's about to meet the latest person that he's going to be overseeing.
1:02.6	It's a young man with a made-up health condition called doptychulitis.
1:07.2	Oh, no.
1:08.3	Oh, I love this, but I also feel bad for this guy.
1:11.3	If you've not heard of that, that's where Jose is talking completely normal, but suddenly
1:15.8	breaks out into an uncontrollable beatbox.
1:18.7	It's crazy. I don't know how I can control it. Oh, my God.
1:23.9	Well, we're going to see how this guy handles it in your phone tap right now.
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