Phone Tap PODCAST: Mr. Bruce Wangfer

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2013

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

There's a teacher at school that's out on the PROWL... His name is Mr. Bruce and he's ready to make all the cougars at his school "purrrr". Listen to him work his magic on one of his student's moms in the PHONE TAP! ...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:01.8	And in a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.0	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:08.0	Hello.
0:09.2	Hey, is this Parker's mommy?
0:12.9	Uh, yeah.
0:14.2	How you doing?
0:15.7	Who am I speaking with?
0:17.1	This is Mr. Bruce.
0:19.0	I teach at your son's elementary school.
0:20.5	I don't think we've met before. Oh, okay. Oh is Mr. Bruce. I teach at your son's elementary school. I don't think we've met before.
0:22.7	Oh, okay. Hi. Is there, what can I do for you? Well, you know, I see you drop Parker off at school
0:29.0	every day and I just thought I'd give you a little ringy ding-dong. Okay. Is everything
0:37.4	all right at the school because
0:38.7	you mean with you you mean with the kid oh everything is perfectly fine with him but
0:43.4	everything with me is not all right i am hot and bothered
0:47.6	uh uh um this is a little little strange in the middle of the day well listen okay let me explain myself i was
0:59.3	talking to parker after you dropped him off this morning and i went up to him and i said hey what's the
1:03.5	sitch on mommy is that little caboose locked down or... Oh, my God.
1:13.6	This is a little weird.
1:18.2	So judging from my conversation with the little one, though,
1:19.9	it sounds like you're recently divorced?
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