Phone Tap PODCAST: Miguel the Attorney

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2013

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

If your neighbor was suing you for thousands of dollars for cutting down a tree... the LAST person you'd want to hire as your lawyer is Miguel. He can barely even speak English, but he'll defend you to the death! Listen to the PHONE...

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0:00.0	Go ahead.
0:01.0	Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
0:03.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:05.0	And a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:07.0	Only on moving 92.5.
0:09.0	Hello?
0:10.0	Yes, I, I, I, are you looking for Amanda?
0:14.0	Amanda, who's this?
0:16.0	Hello, Melma Miguel.
0:18.0	In the attorney's the laws in the attorneys at the laws in the courts.
0:24.6	So you're the attorney that Aaron said would be calling me?
0:27.6	Yes. See, I am the attorneys in the laws in the courts.
0:31.6	Okay. Well, it's pretty open and shut. I don't know if she told you, but I cut down a tree that's on my property.
0:41.7	My neighbors say that it was on their property, and they're suing me for thousands of dollars, and it's ridiculous.
0:48.1	See, but you stabbing the trees? You stab the trees?
0:53.5	No, I did not stab a tree. A guy came and cut it down and I paid him to do it.
0:58.3	Oh, the cases, is a homocides? Homocides?
1:05.0	What are you even talking about? No, it's about a tree. This is about a tree.
1:09.7	You hire the man the hits,
1:12.6	the hits man to stabs the trees. There is no, there's not a person involved here. It is a tree.
1:20.3	Arbro, I don't know the Spanish word for a tree. I didn't take Spanish. I don't know.
1:25.7	You owe the money, you owe money to the trees, the murder, three murders, the murder the trees.
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