Phone Tap PODCAST: Mr Bruce is Back!

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2014

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Divorced-moms BEWARE!!! Because creepy Elementary School teacher Mr. Bruce is on the PROWL and he's looking for a HOOK UP with a special woman who will stay in with him and listen to his brand new John Legend CD. Listen to the PHONE...

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
0:06.6	Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,
0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
0:19.3	Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their
0:22.6	flight. Amazon Music Unlimited now includes Audible. No way. Download the Amazon Music app now to start
0:28.4	listening. Terms apply. This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Workaholics, it's Eric
0:34.2	Griffin, April 17th through the 19th. Tickets are available at parlorlive.com, and you can call 425-289-7,000.
0:42.7	It's another jubal phone tab.
0:44.6	And in a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:46.8	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:49.9	Hello?
0:51.4	Hey, is this Justin's mommy?
0:54.7	Uh, yes, it is.
0:56.3	How you doing?
0:58.3	I'm well, who is it?
1:00.8	Hey, you don't know me.
1:02.1	I'm a teacher at your son's school.
1:03.7	My name's Bruce Wangsfer.
1:05.2	You can call me Mr. Bruce if you want.
1:07.0	That's what all the kids call me.
1:09.9	Okay, Mr. Bruce.
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