Phone Tap PODCAST: Christian No Veggies

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2014

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Christian works for a catering company and he CAN'T STAND dealing with all those high-maintenance bridezillas out there with their ridiculous demands. Like today's "bride-to-be" actually wants a VEGETARIAN option at her...

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0:00.0	This week at the Parlor Live comedy club from Workaholics, it's Eric Griffin, April 17th through the 19th.
0:06.8	Tickets are available at Parlor Live.com, and you can call 425-289-7,000.
0:12.7	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:14.9	And a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:17.1	Only on moving 92.5.
0:20.5	Hello? Yes, Gina O'HC again? Yes, this is she. Gina, money? Only I'm moving 92.5. Hello.
0:21.5	Yes, Gina, oh, again?
0:23.6	Yes, this is she.
0:24.5	Gina, my name is Christian, and I'm the chef here at D.S. Catering.
0:28.3	How are you?
0:29.6	I'm good. How are you?
0:30.7	I'm okay.
0:31.2	So, my manager said you came in for a tasting for your wedding, and now you want some changes to the menu?
0:38.6	Yeah, I wanted to add a vegetarian option for a few of the guests that are vegetarians.
0:44.1	You mind if I'm blunt with you for a second? Can I just be blunt real quick?
0:48.9	Yeah. Get the f*** over yourself.
0:54.0	Excuse me? It's cool that like you're getting married and whatever and it's your special day, but this
0:59.6	isn't a Denny's.
1:00.6	You can't just like stroll in here and order what to the you want.
1:03.4	Like go get a moons over my hammie if you want it that way.
1:05.5	Wait, are you seriously swearing at me right now?
1:09.2	You guys are a professional company and you're speaking to me in the most rude manner.
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