Phone Tap PODCAST: Lactose Intolerance

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2014

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Today Jubal Phone Taps a guy who is lactose intolerant. You see, Jubal doesn't BELIEVE that you should be intolerant of anybody or anything! And maybe he can learn to accept milk and cheese instead of being so prejudiced against it.......

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.2	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:07.5	Hello.
0:08.2	Hi, this is Casey Ryback calling from Dr. Pffin's office.
0:11.5	I was looking for Patrick.
0:13.9	Yes, speaking.
0:15.2	Oh, hey, Patrick.
0:15.8	How are you?
0:17.3	I'm good.
0:18.0	How are you?
0:18.9	Not too bad.
0:19.9	Listen, I know you were in here for a few tests the other day. Are you still feeling kind of sluggish? Are you feeling a little better?
0:25.6	Yeah, I'm pretty much feeling the same. Same, okay.
0:30.6	Well, I do have the results back from your tests. And the doctor definitely thinks it's probably got something to do with your diet
0:37.9	so it doesn't surprise me that you're still feeling a little slow my diet yeah something probably
0:41.8	with your diet he wants you to triple your dairy intake immediately but i'm lactose intolerant i can't
0:51.4	have cheese or any dairy.
0:54.8	Well, the doc says it doesn't matter, you know.
0:57.0	Let it fly.
0:57.9	You need to do what you need to do to feel better.
1:00.5	It's not going to make me feel better.
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