Phone Tap PODCAST: Christian vs. The Assistant

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2014

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Christian is feeling EXTRA SASSY today... which is bad news for the girl in today's Phone Tap. She's just an assistant and now she's about to feel the wrath of Christian! Find out why in the PHONE TAP PODCAST. (Image Courtesy:...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:01.9	And a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:04.1	Only on moving 92.5.
0:07.0	This is Juliana.
0:08.9	Who is this?
0:10.6	This is Juliana.
0:11.8	Who is this?
0:12.4	Where the fuck is Daniel?
0:15.9	Daniel is not available right now.
0:17.8	May I help you?
0:18.4	No, bitch.
0:19.5	Where is Daniel and why are you answering his phone? Excuse me. Daniel is not available right now. May I help you? Um, no, where is Daniel and why are you answering his phone?
0:21.6	Excuse me, Daniel is not available right now.
0:24.6	I'm his personal assistant and his calls get forwarded to me when he's not able to take the
0:29.6	When the f*** did Daniel get a personal assistant?
0:31.6	I've never heard of you before.
0:33.6	I'm sorry, I don't know you and you are swearing at me for no apparent reason.
0:38.4	What was your name?
0:39.4	Juliana, what I need for you is to step off.
0:42.9	Okay, because now you're involved in some shit you should have never put your nose in.
0:46.9	I don't even know what to say.
0:48.6	You know what?
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