Phone Tap PODCAST: Jubal the Female Masseuse

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2013

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

A lot of guys don't like to get massages from other dudes. But what if Jubal just PRETENDS to be a woman while he gives the massage? That SHOULD work right? Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Nika. Creative Commons)

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0:34.6	moving 92.5.
0:38.2	Hello.
0:39.9	Hey, is this Todd B.
0:41.6	Oh, yeah, speaking.
0:42.6	My name is Steve.
0:43.9	I'll be your masseuse tomorrow.
0:45.8	I'm just calling to confirm your appointment.
0:54.3	Wait, you're the masseuse for tomorrow, or are you calling from the masseuse place?
0:56.7	I am your masseuse for tomorrow. Nice to meet you.
1:08.7	Yeah, I think there's a – might have been a mix-up or something because I actually got this massage for my birthday for my wife. And she said that there was going to be a woman that was going to be the masseuse.
1:15.8	Okay, so you never had a guy giving a massage before.
1:18.2	Is that the issue?
1:19.5	To be honest, I'm not really a massage kind of person.
1:23.8	All right.
1:24.2	So you're...
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