Phone Tap PODCAST: Fat Pants

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2013

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

You know how women always ask if their jeans make them look too big? Let this be a lesson to every man... don't EVER tell them "yes". Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: movethelife. Creative Commons)

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0:34.9	92.5.
0:38.7	Hello, this is Lauren.
0:40.7	Hey, Lauren, how you doing?
0:42.7	You don't know me.
0:47.0	I'd prefer to keep it that way, but I work in your building, and I saw you this morning?
0:49.6	Yeah.
0:56.0	I got your number from the directory, and I just wanted to call you and say that you may want to go home and change. What do you mean?
0:59.0	Um, how do I put this?
1:02.0	The jeans you're wearing today?
1:04.0	Probably made for a smaller woman, right?
1:08.0	The jeans I'm wearing today are, are you calling me fat?
1:14.9	No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
1:16.5	I'm just, you know, I'm into fashion, and I saw you walk by today, so I had to find you
1:20.0	and get your number and let you know that you may...
1:22.8	To tell me that my jeans are too small?
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