Phone Tap PODCAST: Break a Date PART 2

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2012

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

The LAST TIME Jubal tried this, he almost broke up an engagement!!! Listen to what happens when Jubal tells Paul that his girlfriend has found another man. (Image Courtesy: Strep72. Creative Commons)

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0:00.0	Let's go!
0:01.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	And in a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.0	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:06.0	Hello.
0:08.0	Hi, is this Paul?
0:10.0	Yes, it is.
0:11.0	Paul, how are you?
0:12.0	My name is Seth McElroy.
0:13.0	I'm calling to let you know that your girlfriend, Beth, is breaking up with you.
0:18.0	Excuse me?
0:20.0	Let me explain.
0:21.6	I'm calling from break-a-date.
0:22.6	It's a service that we have so people don't have to have that tough conversation in person.
0:27.6	You're kidding, right? This is a joke.
0:31.6	No, this is not a joke. You've just been broken up with by break-a-date.
0:35.6	Seriously, no, come on. What is this? Dude, I am not... you've just been broken up with by break a date.
0:39.1	Seriously, no, come on.
0:39.8	What is this?
0:42.3	Dude, I, I'm not lying to you.
0:43.8	This is a service that we have.
0:48.2	People pay us $2,99, to call and break up with their significant other.
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