Phone Tap PODCAST: Alfonso Cortez Scam

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2012

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Jubal tells a guy that he has $14 Million waiting for him in Spain! Sounds like a scam to me. Or does Alfonso Cortez REALLY have his money??? We know he AT LEAST has his social security number. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy:...

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0:00.0	Now it's time for your phone tap and today I call a guy to tell him some shocking information.
0:04.7	He's about to be $14 million richer as long as he follows my advice.
0:10.3	Oh!
0:11.3	And surprisingly, he doesn't believe me, but that doesn't matter because I already have his social security number and I'm about to tell him that I have all that information and really freak him out as well.
0:21.0	So a lot of fun.
0:22.3	In your phone tap right now.
0:23.8	It's another Jubal phone tap.
0:25.7	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:27.9	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:31.6	Hello?
0:32.8	Hello.
0:33.2	Is this Peter Murphy?
0:36.2	Who's this? Hello, my friend. This is Alfonso Cortez. Yeah, Peter Murphy.
0:37.7	Who's this?
0:38.4	Hello, my friend.
0:39.3	This is Alfonso Cortez.
0:40.9	You're not responding to my emails.
0:42.3	I've sent you a few.
0:45.4	I don't know what you're talking about.
0:48.8	Well, I sent you two emails last week regarding the large sum of monies that you are owed.
0:53.1	You do not recall?
0:57.0	No, I'm not really sure what large sum of money you're talking about.
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