Phone Tap: Play Date Sneak Attack

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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One of our listeners emailed us wanting to prank her neighbor because the snack choices at their kid’s play dates have been causing an issue.

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
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0:46.3	Brooke, do you do playdates for your kids with other families?
0:49.3	Yeah, yeah, for sure.
0:50.6	And do you secretly judge them once you leave their house because their floors aren't
0:53.8	as nice and clean as yours are?
0:55.8	No, Jeff. One, my floors are dirty.
0:58.2	And two, I drop the kids and leave.
1:00.3	Okay.
1:00.6	I don't stay.
1:01.8	Who stays?
1:03.0	Yeah, because that house is too gross for you to ever step foot inside.
1:05.9	We know.
1:06.5	You can say what you want for radio, but we know what you're thinking. I feel like you just throw the kids into the house and run.
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