Phone Tap: Drug Unawareness

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In today's Phone Tap, a school administrator thinks they’ve hired a counselor to speak to their students about the dangers of drugs, but instead we’ve sent Jose who can’t get enough of ‘em!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call.
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.5	Every one of us growing up remembers being in school and having to sit through one of those anti-drug seminars.
0:23.2	Oh, yeah.
0:24.0	Totally works.
0:24.9	Where some boring grown-up shows you a big slideshow saying, you see this girl?
0:30.2	She did drugs.
0:31.5	And what happened?
0:32.8	She got backstage at a Tiesto concert.
0:35.3	No.
0:36.1	And then she dropped out of school and she's been sailing around on a yacht in Barcelona for months
0:43.3	and has never had to get a job.
0:45.3	Don't be like her.
0:46.3	Is that what you want?
0:47.3	No, no.
0:48.3	Free yacht rides in the Mediterranean and backstage at concerts?
0:51.3	No principal, Jeffrey.
0:53.3	Kind of.
0:57.3	Bottom line, there must be a better way.
0:58.0	Okay.
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