Phone Tap: Old Alan's Photography Studio

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

“Old Alan” is back for a new phone tap and today he’s calling the boyfriend of one of his nurses at the old folks home, trying to get his permission for a little photoshoot. Spicy!

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0:00.0	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and we have a fair amount of nurses and people in the medical field who listen to our show.
0:05.6	Yeah. So nice. Thank you.
0:07.6	And we got a request from a woman who works at an assisted living facility who wanted us to prank her boyfriend.
0:13.8	So she's been sowing the seeds for the last month now, telling him there's an old man at her work who's taken a fancy to her. Hey, I think I know what's coming. And he might want to take some pictures of her, too. Oh, wow. And she's not completely opposed to it. Uh-oh. At least that's what she's told her boyfriend. We'll see how he reacts when Old Alan gives him a ring in your phone tap right now.
0:40.0	He's another phone tap.
0:41.5	In the weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:45.1	Hello?
0:46.8	Hello?
0:48.8	Who is this?
0:50.2	Yeah, is little Mikey there?
0:53.4	No. This is Mike. Who is this? Yeah. Hey, is little Mikey there? No, this is Mike.
0:56.0	Who is this?
0:56.9	Yeah, hey, Bukaroo, what's good?
0:58.9	This is Alan.
1:00.9	Alan.
1:02.2	Yeah.
1:03.8	Alan who?
1:05.8	Alan, who?
1:06.9	I'm from the nursing home.
1:09.1	Your girlfriend, she wanted me to call you.
1:12.7	You're the f*** old pervert that she said it asked her to model for you.
1:17.2	Hey there, hot shot.
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