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🗓️ 12 September 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Today’s Phone Tap victim won’t stop bragging to his wife that he got a GREAT deal on their new mattress. So we’re calling from the mattress store with some startling news: that mattress may have been used in a CRIME!
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| 0:00.0 | I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different. |
| 0:03.6 | What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? |
| 0:07.8 | Answer, a new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story. |
| 0:14.7 | Does anyone know what show they've come to see? It's a story. It's about the scariest night of my life. |
| 0:20.9 | This is Wisecrack. Available now. |
| 0:24.4 | Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:30.2 | It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and isn't it nice when you can find a good deal on a quality mattress? |
| 0:35.5 | Yeah. They're so expensive now, which is why one guy's been bragging about the huge discount he got on his new bed. |
| 0:44.3 | And he's about to find out why he was able to get it so freaking cheap. |
| 0:49.7 | Probably should have read that fine print in your phone tap right now. |
| 0:53.5 | It's another phone tap. |
| 0:55.2 | And weekday mornings on the 20s. |
| 0:58.7 | Hello? |
| 0:59.9 | Hi, am I speaking with Anthony Krohn? |
| 1:03.4 | Yeah, who is this? |
| 1:05.2 | I'm calling from the mattress to you. |
| 1:06.8 | My name's Bonnie Bungle. |
| 1:09.0 | Okay, hi, Bonnie. |
| 1:10.5 | So we recently delivered a mattress to you about 10 days ago. That sounds about right. Fantastic. So I just wanted to let you know that the police will be stopping by your place to check it out tomorrow morning around 10. Okay? Thanks. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Have a great day. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Did you just say the police? That's correct. Why are the police coming to check my mattress? I'm not sure I understand your question. What do you mean? You don't understand. You just said the police want to stop by and check out our mattress. |
| 1:45.2 | Yeah. So why do the police want to come to my house? Why? Why? Well, when you purchased it, |
| 1:55.2 | you signed the agreement. There's no returns on a discounted mattress. Okay. What does that have to do with |
| 2:00.7 | why they're coming? Did you not read the fine print on the discounted mattress. Okay, what does that have to do with why they're coming? |
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