Phone Tap: No Voice Activation

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today's Phone Tap victim installs home appliances and has been complaining to his boss about all the stupid questions customers ask. We're making sure he'll never get a customer dumber than the one calling him today!

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0:00.0	Today we call a guy who works as an appliance installer goes around all over the city with dishwashers,
0:06.0	putting them in multiple times a day.
0:08.0	Yeah.
0:09.0	And recently he's been complaining to his boss that he gets the stupidest questions from customers when he's over at their house.
0:15.0	Oh, man.
0:16.0	Well, he can rest assured he'll never get a customer dumber than the one calling him today.
0:22.6	Because I'm having issues with my new device and somebody needs to walk me through this.
0:28.7	You're going to hear it in your phone tap right now.
0:30.6	It's another phone tap.
0:32.1	In the weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:35.6	Hello.
0:37.0	Clean it like you mean it.
0:39.8	Come on.
0:41.6	Hello.
0:42.4	I said, dishy, wishy, do the cleaning.
0:46.9	Yeah.
0:47.4	Hey, I can barely hear you.
0:49.7	Can hear me?
0:50.6	Oh, hi.
0:52.7	Hi.
0:52.9	Is this Wes, the appliance delivery guy yeah yeah yeah yeah
0:57.8	who's this hey sorry uh you came over to my place earlier today my wife let you in uh we're the rickans
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