When you finally meet someone you really like, how do you get them to stick around?

I wouldn't know, Jeff.

I know Brooks preferred method of keeping a man is an electrified security gate in a very big padlock.

Yes, isn't it cute?

Oh.

Padlocks mean love, Jeff.

That's why they filled on those bridges and stuff.

See, I was trying to use personality.

That's what I'm doing wrong.

Yes.

One of our listeners might be doing it wrong, too, and she's considering Brooks' way.

That's right, girl.

After what happened when she met a guy at a house party, and he literally escaped mid-hook-up.

Whoa. You're going to hear what happened and why she needs to get in contact with him during a brand new Awkward Tuesday phone call.

It's coming up.

Next.

It's awkward.

It's Tuesday.

It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

The people in this room are no strangers to romantic encounters that end in total disaster.

Why do you think I'm bans from three minor league baseball parks, two Wendy's in the Midwest, and the entire backside of Mount Rushmore?

Wow. That makes sense.

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