Masked Speaker: Helen Day

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

One of our listeners admits twice a month he DISAPPEARS and tells his friends he's "busy"... But we're going to hear what he's really hiding in a brand new Masked Speaker!

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0:00.0	You don't know me.
0:04.0	A confession I can't take back.
0:06.5	I am.
0:09.0	The masked speaker.
0:11.9	Text to 78592 says, I'm on level 9,436 of Candy Crush Saga, and it definitely feels more like a confession than a proud achievement.
0:22.8	How much money have you spent?
0:24.6	That is so, that's a lot of years.
0:27.1	Don't feel bad, though.
0:28.0	Brooke crushes Candy's IRL at her desk every single day.
0:32.4	I know.
0:33.4	A couple thousand a week.
0:34.6	Yeah.
0:36.0	We're the perfect people to confess your secrets, too, because we've all done embarrassing
0:40.6	stuff just as bad, if not ten times worse.
0:44.4	That's true.
0:45.2	So let's shame spiral together here on the mass speaker.
0:48.5	And right now, we've got a guy on the phone who wants to come clean using the fake name, Seth.
0:52.6	So Seth, welcome to the show.
0:54.5	Hey, how's it going, guys?
0:55.7	How far down the spiral are you today?
0:58.3	Oh, you know, I bet.
0:59.9	Okay, okay.
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