Phone Tap: Lobbying For K-Job

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Brooke's calling a teacher in charge of breaking a 3-way tie for school valedictorian and she's making a case for our candidate – “K-Job!”

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A, now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-UI-O-A.com or call.
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.3	All it takes is five seconds listening to us, and you can instantly tell no one on this show was
0:22.8	valedictorian of their class.
0:25.5	Not even close.
0:26.8	Okay.
0:27.1	I was salutatorian.
0:29.1	What does that even mean?
0:30.5	No, I wasn't.
0:31.1	I was just, I wasn't that either.
0:33.2	Well, I was a joke at Torrey.
0:35.3	I spoke at graduation, though.
0:37.3	Hey. Yeah. I talked at my graduation with I spoke at graduation, though. Hey.
0:38.1	I talked at my graduation with my friends, too, Brooke.
0:41.3	It's not that big a deal.
0:43.0	But we know that there are smart students that exist out there, right?
0:47.3	I mean, there must be.
0:48.2	Somewhere.
0:49.1	I hope so.
0:50.4	Like at one local high school where apparently three seniors all have a perfect GPA,
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